Worms and Garbage

Okay, so on the news there is this idea that worms need to be put into landfills because they will eat it up. Nice idea. Poor worm. So if a worm eats a car fender, will he become what he eats? What a sight that would be. "hey Joe, look at that car fender moving over there!" "that ain't no car fender Harry, that there is a landfill worm. Yes sir! That is what that is! Can't fish with them tho, fish don't know which end to bite!" Yup, ever since they started adding worms to landfills 50 years ago, President Chelsea Clinton wants us to keep feeding the worms now that the landfills are becoming extinct!" "Yup, apparently Barbra Streisands Estate was donated to the San Francisco landfill----but the worms wouldn't bite, they protested saying they are tired of working for food!" "Tired of working for food? What do you mean Joe? Them worms back in da day were small, and their only work was getting putting on a hook so some fish could come up and eat them! At least now they get all they can eat!" "Harry, not with the law that was passed back in 2010 limiting portion sizes, worms are only allowed to eat one fender a day. It's us humans that gotta worry---them worms some day might eat us up!"